Happy birthday 2 me

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Happy birthday 2 me
on Nov 21
And may I add happy
Birthing day Mum
Where ever she is
Bless her soul

So how old are we
Let’s see ummm
I am older than dirt
Younger then sand

Let us back track in time
To the events
That made this day possible
For my coming out party

Pop was driving me & mum
To the hospital in the big city
One midday Monday afternoon

He was driving like a mad man
For you see mum said hurry
I think your son is coming

I was inside mum and moving about
Hey I want out of this womb
We got to the hospital just in time

Well maybe not soon enough
Mum never made it to the
Birthing room
No way if I had anything
To say about it

I was set free of the
Birthing portal in the middle
Of the hall way
I wanted out so bad that I
Got mums feeding tube
Wrap around my neck

Hey out there I can’t breathe
Well in the incubator for me
Time was 1:57 in the afternoon

I was a big baby for sure
22 inches long
9 pounds & 10 ounces

When I came in the world
I give everyone, Grandmums
And to my surprise I share
The same b-day as my
Twin aunts ...Cleo & Theo

But in a few days
I was ready to see
My new house and sister

Happy birthday bro
Happy birthday me





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ShlomitMessica's avatar
Great. My birthday is just a day before-20,11 :lol: